Kutztown!

So on our wondrous travels we stopped at a place of higher education known as Kutztown University of Pennsylvania.  We have been told it is the place our malevolent caretakers met, and went to school.  It is famous for having a clock tower which some say looks like a chicken.  This notion is preposterous and anyone I catch spreading the rumor will be beaten without mercy.

I SEE NO CHICKEN

There are many nice sights to see at Kutztown, all of which will be demolished when I am finished with my master plan.  After looking at the NOT-chicken tower we were forced to go to a strange set of water stairs. I would have tried to collapse the rock wall on the hapless humans, especially the one in the stupid shorts with the bald spot but the monkey stayed my hand.  One day there the pain will be yours bald spot man.  ONE DAY.

The fountain did feel nice though...

After the fountain our captors forced us on a trail of tears to visit the schools monument.  On the way I spotted a building named the academic forum.  I plotted with the monkey to chew through our captors bag and escape, but she just faced forward smiling.  

This inferior human structure will make a good temporary base of operations once our freedom is obtained.

Finally someone worthy of carrying my visage.

Finally before our handlers became fickle and bored with this place we were greeted with the school's mascot.  A bear of great stature, I enjoyed being perched on his arm, and tried to get him to attack our savage jailers, but he refused to speak.  I fear not though for my vengeance will be enacted soon, and they will bearly be able to utter a word before their demise.